This weeks fodder:
We hope you are all having a good week. I got a good laugh out of this.
You might too! Its about picking a starting salary. Reaching the
end of a job interview, the Human Resources Person asked the young MBA
fresh out of MIT, "And what starting salary were you looking for?"
The candidate said, "In the neighborhood of $125,000 a year, depending
on the benefits package." The HR Person said, "Well, what would
you say to a package of 5-weeks vacation, 14 paid holidays, full medical
and dental, company matching retirement fund to 50% of salary, and a company
car leased every 2 years - say, a red Corvette?" The Engineer sat
up straight and said, "Wow!!! Are you kidding?" And the HR Person
said, "Certainly, ...but you started it."
cavemen trying to steal my gold plated stone club.I saved hard
to buy that. Getting myself a voice alert alarm from Addo Enterprises!.
if they enter that storage cavelette, I will club them with
my fancy, deer leather encased dino tail whip.Can't stand this
rubbish any longer!!